If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Episodes

Pilot

Episode 1

Big Flappy Bastards

Episode 2

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Episode 3

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode 4

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Episode 5

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Episode 6

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Episode 7

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Episode 8

Phase One, Complete

Episode 9

Merry Thanksgiving

Episode 10

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Episode 11

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Episode 12

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Episode 13

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Episode 14

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Episode 15

That Was Saliva, Alan

Episode 16

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Episode 17

An Old Flame with a New Wick

Episode 18

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Episode 19

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Episode 20

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Episode 21

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Episode 22

Just Like Buffalo

Episode 23

Can You Feel My Finger?

Episode 24

Comedy

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.